sixdrinkames:

juniorjewel:

baptisms:

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

reblog if ur in bed

(Source: kuntsuragi, via z-o-l-a)

petiotte:

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

(via sovietunions)

beyoncescock:

IS IT JUST ME OR DO U GUYS ALSO FEEL LIKE UR GONNA EXPLODE FROM SO MUCH FEELINGS INSIDE OF U

(via suspend)

goldiesugar:

if I’m not sitting in pretty lingerie with a glass of champagne in a foreign place in the next 5 years I’ve failed

(via z-o-l-a)

silkjpg:

why does it feel like I’m in a race with every 18-25 yr old on earth and I’m losing

(via slutsandsinners)

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

(via confirmance)